Bert Garcia

Bert wanted a Wii for his birthday, luckily Toys ‘R’ Us had them in stock.

Wii’ve been bowling for the past 3 days, my arm smells like Ben Gay but I can’t stop knocking down pins. I always thought that having a bowling alley in the comfort of your house was for the mega rich, I guess wii’re rich.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I’m crying