Stop Online Lunacy

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Stop Online Lunacy

The House of Representative’s Stop Online Piracy Act and the Senate’s Protect IP Act are the latest attempts by corporations with deep pockets and the elected officials they’ve bought and paid for, to screw with us.

This isn’t about online piracy or the protection of intellectual property, this is about dinosaurs fighting their extinction.

The Internet has changed everything, except the minds of aging CEO’s who want to hold on to the status quo or should I say their status of living. They lost control the day every kid received a computer with a CD burner and a squelching Hayes modem, sh*t happens.

How dare we, the peons of the world, refuse to pay $8 to $10 for a movie ticket or $15 for a CD of music. Why us ungrateful swine, we should be glad that we have entertainment at all. Bow down to the photo-shopped movie gods and auto-tuned pop idols, eat your pudding damn it.

What a joke, nothing to watch, even less to listen to. But we’ve perfected 3D and Justin looks so cute, come on, just hand over the keys to the Net. Screw us, no, screw you, go away.

I don’t need no arms around me
And I don’t need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
Don’t think I need anything at all
No, don’t think I need anything at all
All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall
All in all, you were all just bricks in the wall