Turkey Week

Wobble, wobble, wobble.

Turkey Day

The last of the Turkey has left the building, went to the bathroom a little while ago. Thanksgiving, an American holiday to commemorate this feast the Pilgrims and Indians had. But weren’t the Indians driven away from their lands or massacred by the Pilgrims shortly after this meal we’re celebrating? Oh well, let’s just go out and buy more shit, divert our minds away.


  1. To turn aside from a course or direction: Traffic was diverted around the scene of the accident.
  2. To distract: My attention was diverted by an argument between motorists.
  3. To entertain by distracting the attention from worrisome thoughts or cares; amuse.

How I am strong, is to know what makes me weak
How I am found, is to know just whom I seek