Bomb Bomb Bomb Syria

McCain playing poker on his iPhone

Go back to playing your games, nothing to see or hear, we’re just bombing another country.

Apparently, allegedly, on good authority, heard it through the Mossad grapevine, it’s on Drudge, CNN confirms – President Bashar Assad gassed his own people with Sarin.

Let’s not jump to conclusions, the U.N. was on the ground taking samples and will let us know if it truly is Sarin, but please, under no circumstances, can they tell us who did it.

The Obama red line has been crossed, Sarin gas was used, this is inexcusable, intolerable, inhumane, outlawed by the Chemical Weapons Convention of 1993.

Tomahawk missiles will be flying soon, to spread democracy to our Syrian brothers, to the tune of a million of your tax dollars each.

Press, swipe and drag to trash bin laden.

God bless America.

Tried Peggy Sue
Tried Betty Lou
Tried Mary Lou
But I knew she wouldn’t do