Consumer Review Fairness Act of 2016

Negative online reviews are about to be protected.

Passed by the Senate and the House of Representatives, and awaiting President Obama’s signature, H.R.5111 will open the door to a Yelp outbreak of sorts.

Soon, we can go to town on any business who has scammed us, all with the government’s protection. As long as we tell the truth, we can’t be sued by the lawyers, they can kiss our collective asses.

Thanks Obama ;)

But Angie, Angie, ain’t it good to be alive?
Angie, Angie, they can’t say we never tried