Miss Direction

It’s fun to watch the populace surf.

Britney Spears in suspenders

When it’s time to focus on pressing issues, the slight of hand by the media gets them every time. The Iraq war, global warming or a foreign bombing takes a back seat to a shaved head.

On queue, a new scandal will surface in time to hide a major news event. The news channels, now competing to be entertainment outlets, will play hours of National Enquirer material ad nauseam.

The next time a fluff piece dominates the news, ask why.

I can’t wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it