Or how to succeed on the web without really trying.
1. Come up with a catchy domain name, like Celebity.
2. Order a VPS that can handle the traffic spikes.
3. Use an off the shelf blog software package.
4. Sign up for advertising with a lenient TOS.
5. Get up early, like around 5am EST.
6. Visit the Reddit front page.
7. Keep refreshing until something big breaks.
8. Make a blog post about it.
9. Sit back, the web spiders do the rest.
10. Profit.
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Step on the ladder, toe in the pool
You’re such a natural, you don’t need no acting school
Don’t need no casting couch, or be a star in bed
Never, never, never let success go to your pretty head