Tour de France

Maille Jaune

When I got bit by the cycling bug, it was Miguel Indurain pounding the pedals in yellow. By the time Lance Armstrong was winning tours, I was old hat on the bike, having logged quite a bit of miles. Every year, the tour has inspired me to get on my bike and pedal. Every year, I’m reminded that I’m a mere mortal. One day, I hope to travel to France and be on some mountaintop, urging the riders on as I sip on a glass of wine.

Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties, oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they’ll be riding today
So look out for those beauties, oh yeah!